if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
Hey everyone remember when cuddy literally has a daydream/hallucination that’s like “what if house md but it’s a sitcom where im dead and house & wilson gay adopt my kid”
